*True Life: I'm a HoodRat Ballerina*

darentertainment:

The World Right Now:

Beyoncé Right Now:

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

jmayday:

is my new favorite get to know ya question 

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

squalointhecut:

2damnfeisty:

deezyville:

Wiser words have never been spoken.

Ruckus knew what it really was. Them new niggas always act an ass.

!!!!!!

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.