The World Right Now:
Beyoncé Right Now:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
is my new favorite get to know ya question
Wiser words have never been spoken.
Ruckus knew what it really was. Them new niggas always act an ass.