darentertainment: The World Right Now: Beyoncé Right Now:
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
dearmisswhite: crazyboutthemwranglerjeans: “Can I ask you something?” The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop right behind “we need to talk”
getoffmybloghoe: My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
WHAT KIND OF CRIMES DO YOU DO?????
jmayday: is my new favorite get to know ya question
vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
swasticunts: I tamagotchu pregnant
A short, but heartbreaking tragedy: I have forgotten the taste of your lips.– Unknown (via poetrist)
“The Universe is working in your favor even when...
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
Queer People of Color [REBLOG]
ariespoetic: I’m looking for more people of color to follow. please follow me and I will follow you back. love, Rista
westbor0baptistchurch: i love how her sunglasses automatically fall into place as if she has switched to battle mode.
hermione-ganja: All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and...
meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza